"If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories" Sarcasm Funny T-Shirt
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$21.99
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Light, cheeky, and made to be lived in — this garment-dyed tee carries a playful message in bright, flirty type: a layered mix of bold and script lettering reads “If only sarcasm burned calories.” The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton softens with every wash and the relaxed cut sits comfortably for all-day wear. Wear it to low-key hangouts, weekend errands, or casual coffee runs when you want to share a wink with anyone who reads your shirt. The hues of the print pop against the soft, washed fabric for a lived-in look that feels vintage from day one. This tee moves easily from lounging at home to quick outings with friends, speaking the language of dry humor and easygoing style without shouting for attention.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, comfortable fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
"If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories" Sarcasm Funny T-Shirt
$21.99
Sale price
$21.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, comfortable fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean