"I Speak Four Languages English Profanity Sarcasm and Real Shit" Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
Black / S
$21.99
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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee feels like the shirt you reach for on slow mornings and long drives. The relaxed cut and soft, broken-in color come together to create a lived-in comfort that settles around your shoulders and eases the day. It wears like a favorite from the first try — sturdy enough for weekend yard projects, gentle enough for a quiet coffee and a book. With clean lines and a sewn-in label, it’s a straightforward canvas for personal style: layer it under a flannel on crisp evenings, pair it with worn denim for a road trip, or keep it simple for errands and porch conversations. The absence of side seams gives the fabric a smooth, thoughtful finish, while the garment-dyed process gives each shirt a slightly unique tone that deepens with wear.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching
- Available S–4XL, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
"I Speak Four Languages English Profanity Sarcasm and Real Shit" Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
$21.99
Sale price
$21.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching
- Available S–4XL, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean