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Lightweight, soft, and effortlessly wearable — this tee feels like a gentle morning stretch and wears like your favorite go-to. The watercolor lavender wash frames playful hand-lettering that reads “I run on caffeine, chaos, & cuss words,” giving it a cheeky, honest voice. It layers under jackets, pairs with jeans or joggers, and settles in for long brunches, school runs, or slow weekends at home. The crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette relaxed without looking sloppy. For people who joke through the mess and lean into real life, this shirt speaks fluent sarcasm with soft, wearable comfort.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck label printing; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric; EU 2-year warranty and meets safety compliance standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Caffeine, Chaos & Cuss Words Funny Watercolor Coffee Shirt
$21.99
Sale price
$21.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck label printing; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric; EU 2-year warranty and meets safety compliance standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean