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The clean front print reads “I’m not great at advice but can offer sarcasm” in warm, contrasting colors with tiny heart accents, giving the design a wink of sweetness under the snark. Breathable ring-spun cotton and a smooth tubular knit make it feel broken-in from the first wear. The collar keeps its shape thanks to ribbed knit and shoulder tape, while a tear-away label adds irritation-free comfort. 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