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          \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Soft, laid-back, and a little bit cheeky — this T-shirt wears like your favorite downtime tee. The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels smooth against the skin while the classic crew silhouette keeps the look simple and wearable. Front artwork shows a sleepy panda clutching a bamboo snack, surrounded by bright paint splatters and the playful line “Low Battery, High Sarcasm,” giving the shirt a humorous, artsy energy. Wear it for lazy weekends, casual meetups, or when you want to let your mood do the talking without saying a word.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear and DTF\/DTG printed graphics for vivid, durable color\u003cbr\u003e- Certified Oeko-Tex; meets safety and compliance standards, EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: 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