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A hand-drawn rooster illustration pops from the chest, paired with playful lettering that reads like a punchline. It sits comfortably on the body thanks to a classic crew neckline and streamlined fit, so the design takes center stage without feeling bulky. Wear it for slow mornings on the porch, running errands with a smile, or casual meetups where a little personality goes a long way. The soft ring-spun cotton and tear-away label keep it easy to wear all day, while sturdy collars and shoulder tape help it hold shape through repeated washes. 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